Userboxes Rawr! This user remembers a kinder, gentler Wikipedia, before the meteor killed everyone. This user observes Daylight Saving Time. UTC-5 This user's time zone is UTC-5. Pr-3 This user believes that process is a good servant, but a poor master This user likes pie.

Inactive, unfortunately. Nothing is keeping me away (aside from the usual duties of life), but not enough is drawing me back.--Tznkai (talk) 22:03, 23 September 2015 (UTC)

• Completely and totally incompetent when it comes to the look and feel of user pages, please help

• An administrator on the English language Wikipedia and regular patroller of Requests for Arbitration Enforcement
• A clerk for the Arbitration Committee
• An Election Administrator, coordinator, and architect of the Electoral Commission
• A member of the now defunct Audit Subcommittee. and in that capacity, aFunctionary identified to the Wikimedia Foundation.

In all of these things I was both a success and a failure.

• My desk For my own personal use, and drafts

Today's witticism: TMI. Especially applies to bad writing.

• Something all Wikipedian's should remember.
• Spend more time with your family and/or friends than with Wikipedia.
• Peace-making is the first step in right-making.
• Sometimes you're wrong.
• It can happen to you.
• Wikipedia is huge.
• The more time you spend talking, the more likely you've already said something stupid.
• Don't stand on principle. Be principled, stand on reasons.
• Policy is a tool, not an end.
• Keep threaded discussions short and sweet so new readers can keep up without having to emotional energy catching up.
• Loyalty is the most beguiling of virtues. It leads the evil to kindness, and the kind to meanness.
• Don't use policy as a weapon.
• Sometimes the only solution is one that makes no one happy.
• If you use it like a weapon, consensus will forever be beyond your grasp.
• If a standard process leads you to the right result but takes a lot of work, follow the process. If process leads you to a result you don't like, follow the process. If process leads you to an absurd result, ignore the process.
• Learn the difference between absurd and unfortunate.
• Understand the reasons behind the policy you invoke.
• Contextualization ruins everything.
• A fanatic is someone who has forgotten where they are going - but has redoubled his efforts to get there.
• A partisan is someone who has forgotten that the goal is to win the war, not to beat the enemy.
• To no editor is any process due, but every editor is due respect.

• Bwilkins first rule of Sockpuppet Accusations: Put up or shut up. Either file your SPI, or STFU
• Bwilkins first rule of Edit Warring: Except for clear vandalism, DON'T. No excuses
• Jehochman's rule of regret: When you feel the tingle of adrenaline, DON'T hit the save button.