This user in a nutshell Views/Opinions DarkSide This user wishes you knew the power of the Dark Side. ?met? This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. This user supports the Galactic Empire. This user believes in logic. Excellent reads Big Brother is watching this user. This user is a fan of Dune. This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy. This user knows who the true Father of Science Fiction is. This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

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User:TheDarkSide - my account for two edits before I forgot the password.

• Torii
• Martial Race
• Honorary Aryan
• War Plan Red
• Defence Scheme No. 1
• U.S. Color-coded War Plans
• People Eating Tasty Animals
• ‎Multiverse (DC Comics)
• Marvel Zombies
• ‎Marvel Mangaverse
• ‎Amalgam Comics
• Cassandra Syndrome
• Box office bomb
• Hollywood accounting
• Iron law of oligarchy
• Russian reversal
• Infinite monkey theorem
• Monroe Doctrine
• Eschatology
• Waco Siege
• Great Siege of Gibraltar
• Black op
• Russian political jokes
• Jumping the shark
• Floating nuclear power station
• Mutual assured destruction
• Cupid and Psyche
• First strike
• Second strike
• Alien hand syndrome
• Blue-water navy
• Development hell
• Military funding of science
• Battle of Karánsebes
• List of incidents famously considered great blunders
• Spider-Ham
• Seven Sisters (Moscow)
• Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood
• Fallacy of many questions
• Non sequitur (logic)

• Still Life Moving Fast
• The Persistence of Memory
• The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory
• Swans Reflecting Elephants

• The Death of General Wolfe

• The Abduction of Psyche

• Ascending and Descending
• Still Life and Street
• Convex and Concave
• Waterfall (M. C. Escher)

• The Coronation of Napoleon
• Napoleon Crossing the Alps

• The Black Brunswicker

• The Rabbi: The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky, Mr. Fisher. You are unlucky so that I may know that I am not. Unfortunately, the lucky never realize they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself, for instance. Yesterday, you were better off then you are today, but it took today for you to realize it, but today has arrived, and it's too late. You see?

• Col. Nathan R. Jessep: I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

• Jeffrey Goines: Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's discretion. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.
• Jeffrey Goines: Well, see here's my theory on that. When I was institutionalized, my brain was studied exhaustively in the guise of mental health. I was interrogated, I was x-rayed, I was examined thoroughly - [mimes prison body cavity search] AH-HACK!! Then they took everything about me and put it into a computer where they created this model of my mind. Yes! Using that model, they managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next say, ten years? Which they then, filtered through a probability matrix of some kind t-to-to-to determine everything I was gonna do in that period. So you see, huh huh - she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even occurred to me. She knows everything I'm ever gon' to do before I know it myself. How's that?

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