Userpages with excessive userboxes annoy me. Nonetheless, I actually really like them. So to have fun I keep a rather large collection of them for those who would like to know more about me and to get these contradictory feelings out of my system. If over the course of working with me on the Wiki you know of a box that belongs here leave it on my talk page.

Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with Vandal Fighter. This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

EW0 This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any. This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

* This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks! This user contributes to Digg. LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

OWN This user uses an email account with their own domain name. TW This user's Internet service provider is Time Warner. This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.

This user uses µTorrent. nap This user used Napster back when it was free. This user uses Shareaza.

P2P This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly. This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

This user has a dual boot configuration. 1600 x 1200 This user contributes at 1600 x 1200 resolution. This user contributes using a PDA.

CBM This user is a Commodore Business Machines enthusiast. BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user is a carnivore. This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale. This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. This user eats cheese. This user eats apples.

This user eats bagels. This user loves to eat beef. This user eats chicken.

This user eats fish. This user eats ham. This user loves brownies.

This user likes pie. This user eats Swedish Fish. This user eats cookies.

This user drinks milk. This user drinks chocolate milk. This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth. ginger ale This user drinks ginger ale. C2H5OH-2 This user drinks occasionally.

MEAD This user drinks mead. This user drinks English beer and ale.

cvg-3 This user is an advanced gamer. This user still uses a Commodore 64. This user settled Catan.

This user prefers to play games on a PC. This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console. Fallout This user prefers advanced power armor.

This user plays the Star Fox series. This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania). NG This user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."

This user is interested in law. This user enjoys cooking. This user enjoys photography.

This user is a cat lover. This user does not smoke. This user supports sustainable living.

This user supports renewable energy.

CSL This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis. This user enjoys the works of George Orwell. G This user is a Gryffindor.

This user is interested in the Middle Ages. SI This user measures both in metric system and American system units. ft-lb TV-0 This user has no television set.

This user plays the synthesizer. This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. This user is really fascinated by the weather.

This user supports the English cricket team. This user is a Citizen of the Galaxy‡ and nothing else matters. This user is interested in Paganism.