I value my privacy, so I won't say a lot about who I am. But I am quite willing to tell you who I am not, after having been mistakenly referred to as each of the following:

• I am not StillStanding-247, even if we do share the same initials and have edited some of the same articles.
• I am not a user account created to troll an editor who often uses the common phrase "silly season".
• I am not Susan.
• I am not a He, Son, Him, Mister, Guy, His or Sir.
• I am not someone who keeps enemy lists or non-enemy lists, and I don't have a good long-term memory when it comes to grudges or disagreements.
• I'm not a sheep, victim, or someone who succumbs to peer-pressure, group-think, or intimidation.
• I'm not someone who can survive for prolonged periods without partaking of some form of chocolate.