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1. ʏ̯θũ ẃḁṈṰ ṫỚ ṡṱẶḷḵ ṃḝ, Ḭṉ ẘḧḯḉḩ ḈẶṡẻ ...
2. You want to help me better myself.
3. Or... vandalism? Consider it a bad idea.
4. An admin? PLEASE © WP:CIVILITY

   

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