User:Dynaflow

Dynaflow is in school, attending Lewis & Clark Law School.

Dynaflow is taking a wikibreak and may be away or inactive for varying periods of time.
Although he may occasionally be able to do some editing, messages left for him may not be replied to for a while.
He will be back on Wikipedia on 30 July 2015.

Internet. Serious business.

So this is how crazy people make money.

Break glass in case of emergency.

Projects

This user has created a global account. Dynaflow's main account is on Wikipedia (in English).

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This user contributes to Wikimedia Commons.

This user participates in the
San Francisco Bay Area
task force.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Higher education.

UC

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University of California

CSU
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This user participates in the
California State University
task force

This user helped promote University of California, Santa Cruz to good article status.

This user helped promote Virginia Tech massacre to featured article status.

Thanks for all your help. From awkward to cool in a single day. --Amaraiel 14:10, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

I make crap!

Come and see all the useless Wikipedia eye candy I've created here.

		The Template Barnstar
		Dynaflow has contributed enormously to the continuity and cohesive nature of university articles, specifically the University of California and California State University pages. His vivid and clear templates offer a brilliant alternative to the extremely banal blue and white navboxes of so many articles. Despite his claim that his products are "crap" or "cruft", they brighten the articles and generally make stuff look GOOD. ALTON .ıl 05:23, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Best of Wikipedia Talk

I've taken to collecting things from Talk pages that I've found particularly entertaining. Perhaps they can entertain you too, or at least distract you from the inherent meaninglessness of life. Smile!

Most exchanges involve me, some do not. I blame sampling bias. User:Dynaflow/Wikihilarity

"Why are you here?"

That's a very good question.

"Where did you come from, anyway?"

I'm from the Midwest, but I now live somewhere in the general vicinity of San Francisco. While I don't actually talk like the characters in Fargo, my accent is still close enough to Jerry Lundegaard's when I let my guard down that the Californians never fail to give me "hella sh*t," or some other such nonsense, about it. Them Yay Area peeps can just get back on thei' yellow bus and get stupid, yadadamean?

"Why did you name yourself after a car part?"

I didn't. I arbitrarily named myself after the Stan Kenton piece I was listening to when I picked my username. Forty-five more seconds and I would have been User:Fascinating Rhythm.