"Little Old Wine Drinker Me" (sometimes rendered with a comma between the final two words) is a country pop song written in the 1960s by Hank Mills and Dick Jennings. The title parodied what was then a well-known catchphrase in TV commercials for an Italian Swiss Colony wine company: "The little old winemaker, me!".^[1] The song is about a man trying to drink away his romantic troubles.

The song was first released by Charlie Walker in 1966 on the album Wine, Woman & Walker.^[2] It became a hit when it was released by Robert Mitchum in early 1967, and by Dean Martin later that same year on his Welcome to My World album. Lefty Frizzell also recorded the song on his 1967 album Puttin 'On.

Mitchum's version spent two weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, peaking at No. 96^[3] while reaching No. 9 on Billboard's Hot Country Singles chart.^[4]

Martin's version spent six weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, peaking at No. 38,^[5] while reaching No. 5 on Billboard's Easy Listening chart,^[6][7] and No. 4 on Australia's Go-Set chart.^[8]

In Canada, Martin's version and Mitchum's version reached No. 32 on the RPM 100, in a tandem ranking.^[9]

The Martin recording later became popular with the Scottish football club Clydebank. It can often be heard being chanted on the terraces, with ‘Tennessee’ replaced with ‘Kilbowie’ in homage to the club's former ground in the town.